Pure, unadulterated genius.

I think I may have peed a little.

Thanks, Simba!  

that was epic!  How old is sandusky by the way?  in human years as well?

Since "comic time" isn't "real time", it's a rather arbitrary figure.  If I had to put a number on it, I'd say Sandusky is somewhere in his twos (human years).  Bunker is about a year older than Sandusky.  In human years, they're somewhere between 15 and 25.  In other words, they're fully grown, but not necessarily fully mature.

I'm thinking Dusker has some heavy-duty explaining to do if he wants to tell her where he comes from and why he's so clueless to the ways of the wild. Assuming he bothers to explain anything right now.  

I think the 'Dusker's got bigger problems. :P  First off, it's looking more and more like his new admirer is in heat, and she's in the mood for lovin'.
 What *THAT* means is that apart from our hero Sandusky's physical problems with not being able to physically take care of her need, (unless Sandusky DIDN'T, in fact, face 'the chop' at the Vet's) she's also blasting pheromones all over the place.  You can be pretty much guaranteed that sheep-thief territory-holder intact male has got a noseful of her 'come hither' scent, and is already on his way. The 'Dusker's going to be in for a male dominance battle...  
 How dare you invade my territory and try to steal my girl!

I love Dusker's ramble!  I think I would seem just as intelligent if I was in a similar situation.  (I never had an interest in dating (atleast so far...))