You just gave Kashmir another set of gags to set Bunker up for. Seems that he's been plotting most of the acts against Bunker (or at least that's what Dusker says).

Boy, several avenues of Funny.

A conversation like that can lead to some hilarious moments when neither side realizes that they are talking about different things.

My boss and I were talking via email about some of the recent RMA tickets I was working on. I told him that Samsung is out of replacements and I had to send out the bad Samsungs in for repair instead of advanced replacement like we normally do. My boss told me to go through one of our suppliers because it was faster and cheaper. I asked him why should we do that since Samsung gives us a shipping label and ships back to us direct. It doesn't cost us anything other than my time to keep track of the repairs.

He says that they charge us and it has taken forever to get them back from Samsung. He asks when they started providing shipping labels. I said they always have. He told me they didn't. I told him it was covered under warranty so they gave us the labels, he thought we were being charged shipping. I told him that I gave them the serial numbers and that they were still in warranty so no shipping charges. He said that can't be because of the time they have been installed.

I get frustrated and go talk to a co-worker about why the boss would want me to go through our supplier instead of Samsung directly. He interrupts me and asks, "Are you talking about the Samsung MONITORS or the Samsung PHONE SYSTEMS?" *Slaps forehead* Sure enough I was talking about the monitor RMAs and the boss was talking about the phone system RMAs. We both were just using the word "Samsung" to describe the unit itself. All those emails and neither realized that we were talking about two different things.

Dogs will eat the weirdest things and never seem to put 2 and 2 together and realize that eating X results in them getting sick or whatever else happening. Cats are a little smarter when it comes to this. At least cats eat stuff that at least resembles food. Cats tend to lick the meat bits off the Butcher paper. Dogs tend to eat the Butcher paper.

Edit: There is an idea. Do some "Dog behavior vs cat behavior" strips.

Normally you find out at the other end, so I'm not going to go into too many details. Our dog Patch went through a phase where he would eat packing peanuts. Determining if something should be eaten or not is a skill dogs apparently are deficient in.

Advice for Bunker: Depends on how much grass have you eaten already. I usually don't eat anything more and drink plenty of diet soda or juice. I've never eaten a plastic frisbee before so I have no idea how well the diet soda trick will work for you.

Another thing that works is do just walk around allot and let it work its way out. Depending on how "stuck" it is it could take awhile. Best to do it at home because I know I walk funny when I have that happen to me.

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You just gave Kashmir another set of gags to set Bunker up for. Seems that he's been plotting most of the acts against Bunker (or at least that's what Dusker says).

Oh I have a few more.

Sandusky resets all the clocks in the house so Bunker thinks he has missed his favorite soap operas, be sure to tape the resulting meltdown.

Do the same thing, except for the date.

Close doors that are normally left open, open doors that are normally left shut. Act as if things have always been this way.

Aim an oscillating fan at him while he is sleeping. Sometimes nothing happens, sometimes you get to watch them roll over in their sleep. If you're lucky you can get them to roll across the room before they wake up. Sometimes they just move one way, then move back when the fan moves off them. Still funny to watch. Though they may wake up and wonder why they still feel tired.

Febreze everything, watch his nose go crazy.

Glue one of his toys to the floor.

Swap his ball with a superball.

/I'll think of more for Bunker to do to Sandusky.  

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