Slippery Elm spray?

Alright, Sandusky...you've piqued my pharmaceutical brain  How does a little mucilage help Bunker roar, and when did you find this out?  For that matter, how in the world did you compound the stuff

Hang on while I check the dictionary for some of those words and phrases you just used...

piqued...OK
pharmaceutical...OK
mucilage...is that a cereal, like Muslix?
 Oh, it's plant goo...so, yeah.
"compound the stuff"...I'll just skip this one.


As for where we got it, I don't know.  Bunker found it in the bottom of a box of Scott's old stuff.  He said it belonged to an ex-girlfriend of his.  On the bottle, it said it offers "natural healing for sore throats and tissues of the throat and mouth".  Bunker said Scott's ex used it to help her singing voice.  He tried it once and nearly blew my eardrums off with his bark.  He figured he could use it again on the kids.

And he's not really roaring, per se.  He's just yelling out the word "roar" really loudly.  He probably could have yelled the word "pharmaceutical", and still gotten the same response.  

To be honest, I pretty much made up the Slippery Elm Spray.  I was going to have him use Vocal Eze Throat Spray (which is real), but I just thought "Slippery Elm" sounded funnier.  They do, actually, offer Slippery Elm Lozenges.  Like Vocal Eze, the losenges are meant to help singers clear out their vocal chords before performances.

And, as Sandusky mentioned, Bunker is just yelling the word "roar".  He's not actually roaring.  

Everybody wants to be a kat.

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Sandusky wrote : Hang on while I check the dictionary for some of those words and phrases you just used... piqued...OK pharmaceutical...OK mucilage...is that a cereal, like Muslix?  Oh, it's plant goo...so, yeah. "compound the stuff"...I'll just skip this one. As for where we got it, I don't know.  Bunker found it in the bottom of a box of Scott's old stuff.  He said it belonged to an ex-girlfriend of his.  On the bottle, it said it offers "natural healing for sore throats and tissues of the throat and mouth".  Bunker said Scott's ex used it to help her singing voice.  He tried it once and nearly blew my eardrums off with his bark.  He figured he could use it again on the kids. And he's not really roaring, per se.  He's just yelling out the word "roar" really loudly.  He probably could have yelled the word "pharmaceutical", and still gotten the same response.

<dies laughing at this response>  For this, you get a free voucher for earscritches or neck rubs at a time of your choice   Well done.

I'd like to use that voucher right now.  Is "right now" available?  

  Sure.

<gives earscritches and neckrubs, and realizes that he is probably stuck doing this until Sandusky is asleep or so stoned happy that he can get away>

It's just the "kneading" you have to watch out for. Claws are not friends.

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<gives earscritches and neckrubs, and realizes that he is probably stuck doing this until Sandusky is asleep or so stoned happy that he can get away>

See how good I'm being?  

<contented cougar purr>

"Good" is always relative with kats.

<escapes from the sleeping cougar!>

Some luck is not worth pushing

1. Walk up to sleeping cougar.
2. Say "boo".
3. Call 911

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sabercat wrote : Everybody wants to be a kat.

You know Saber thats because a Kat is the only Kat who knows were its at!

Everybody wants to be a kat.

Everybody wants to be a Kat,
Because a Kat's the only cat,
Who knows where it's at.
Everybody's pickin' up on that feline beat,
'cause everything else is obsolete.

--The Aristocats

I think we've been quoting that song extensively above.

I was thinking that quote was from Cats (the play)

Magical Mister Mistoffeles.

He is quiet and small.  He is black,
From the ears to the tip of his tail.
He can creep through the tiniest crack,
He can walk on the narrowest rail.

He can pick any card from a pack.
He is equally cunning with dice.
He is always decieving you into believing,
That he's only hunting for mice.

LOL. The fox has WAAAY too much time.